Bribeless Son of the Soil award

Whereas the government of India gives civilian awards like Bharat
Bhushan and Bharatratna,it ought to start a Bribeless son of the soil
(BSS)award for the lifetime achievement of staying in India without
ever bribing.Leaving a few persons the Government employees would be
disqualified immediately.The few others would also not qualify
as,perhaps,they might have paid bribe some or the other time in their
life.Chances are less if any business man qualifies.It is hard to
imagine if a farmer couldn't have ever paid a bribe.People in the
private sectors are like post graduates in the art of bribery.It would
be the biggest bluff of the world if a politician in India claims this
award. If ever a person gets this award,his feet must be washed in a
tray and the water thus obtained must be drunk.